Weeeee'rreeee Baaaaacccckkkk

Well, almost :)

Look for the new system at www.unsoundnews.com!

Ambatchdotcom SEOContest

I am loving watching the Ambatchdotcom SeoContest!

There are some great players in the Contest and is really really incredile to watch what they are doing, and where their names popup through out the web-o-sphere.

The Ambatchdotcom Seocontest is now full under swing, although a few people have answered the call, and signed theselves into the contest now that round two is well under way.

It will be very difficult for them to catch up now that the rest of us have enjoyed a nice big lead... That being said... it won't be impossible either!

The Ambatchdotcom SEOContest is still very much under way! Good Luck all!

Ex-Carolina Panthers cheerleaders to appear in Penthouse

Although Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley have been ousted from the Panthers cheerleading squad, they may have their sights set on a new “spread”.

Unsound News has learned that the two former Carolina Panthers cheerleaders have been approached by penthouse to appear in a feature in an upcoming issue.

It has not been disclosed how much the two were offered to appear in Penthouse Magazine, but it has been rumored to be in the $1 million range for each of the two ex-cheerleaders.

It has also been rumored that the two ex-cheerleaders would also be asked to re-enact the scene of their arrests for the feature, however one would assume with a slightly more exotic theme.

Pamela Anderson, J.D. Fortune to release limited edition Blackberry

In a surprising move to boost the popularity of the Blackberry, RIM international has partnered with Pamela Anderson and J.D. Fortune, new front man for INXS, to provide limited edition versions of their Blackberry devices.

In light of the recent turmoil surrounding trademark infringement, RIM International has moved forward with the initiative to attempt to boost popularity of the device and hopefully put the public on their side.

At unsound news, we are uncertain as to why RIM would have chosen Pamela Anderson or J.D. Fortune as sponsors for the new devices. While these two are notable in their respective positions, we quite simply just do not see them as technology sponsors.

Expect to see new skins for these new blackberry devices depicting the two in various themes.

Saving Lives In Singapore

Breaking News:

In Singapore, an Australian man was put to death on Friday on drug related charges.

Mr. Nguyen received a mandatory death sentence after he was caught in 2002 at Singapore's airport on his way home to Melbourne carrying about 14 ounces of heroin.

Singapore has executed more than 100 people for drug-related offences since 1999, saying its tough laws and penalties are an effective deterrent against a crime that ruins lives.

Unsound Judgement:

It seems that by killing people, Singapore officials believe they are saving lives.

If they really were concerned about saving lives though, they would ban their cab drivers from eating curry while on the job!

Jesus Found In Urinal in Las Vegas!

This weeks Jesus sighting has been brought to us by Thelma Andrews of Las Vegas Nevada. Thanks for this great pic!

This one is hard to see, but Jesus is definately there! (if you need a hint scroll down to the bottom!)






(hint - look in the white water!)

XBOX 360 Glitches Unbearable for Some

It’s Crazy; not since the Tickle-Me-Elmo has there been so much excitement and electricity surrounding any one retail item on the market so close to Christmas. Only two days ago eager shoppers lined up outside of retail locations such as Best Buy, Wal-Mart, Future Shop and others to get their hands on a Coveted XBOX 360.

Unfortunately, this would prove to be a bigger task than many had imagined. Some of those not lucky enough to have pre-ordered an Xbox even lurked outside of retail stores offering cash in excess of $2,000 to anyone walking out with an XBOX 360 in their hands.

The dream of receiving an XBOX 360 however, may be just a little bittersweet for some. Reports are surfacing from XBOX 360 owners who are complaining about errors and glitches that are occurring with their new XBOX systems.

Complaints about the problems with the XBOX 360 have ranged from being unable to complete levels in games to the actual destruction of game discs due to overheating.

"It's a few reports of consoles here and there not working properly," said Molly O'Donnell, a spokeswoman for Microsoft's Xbox division. "It's what you would expect with a consumer electronics instrument of this complexity....par for the course." To this we respond, "It's what you would expect for buying a Microsoft product... par for the course". Of course, we were not able to get our hands on an Xbox so we may be biased.

However, this contemptful thought pushed us here at Unsound News to look into the problem further, and we have learned through an inside-Microsoft Correspondent that there may be a more believable, not suprising and less palatable reason for these errors.

“It has always been the belief of the Microsoft Corporation that bugs and errors are the keys to success with any new technology. Without these types of glitches, there would be no way for us to release patches and keep people coming back to our website for updates” said our source who requested not to be identified. “Besides” they added, “we truly believe that people feel comfortable with these types of issues. Without these issues, our customers would feel empty and alone”.

Microsoft Xbox division’s Molly O'Donnell urged anyone with Xbox problems to call 1-800-4myXbox or go to Xbox.com. If the problems can't be resolved immediately, Microsoft will pay to ship the console overnight to a repair centre and return it once fixed, or ship a replacement.