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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Gary Bettman to step down as commissioner of NHL

In a shocking state of affairs, sources close to the NHL have indicated that they believe Gary Bettman will be stepping down as the front-runner of the NHL.

Citing health concerns brought on by stress encountered through Collective Bargaining Agreement talks and through the first cancellation of a full NHL season since 1919, it is believed that Bettman will be holding a press conference to announce his resignation at some point before or after this weekend.

One NHL player, who asked to remain anonymous, stated today that “While I cannot always agree with Gary’s views, I certainly respect his drive and desire to have a better product on the ice. We just have to keep working hard out there and hope to get a few good bounces. If we keep battling, good things will happen”.

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