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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Carolina Cheerleaders Finish Gettin' It On Before Beating Up A Third Woman

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TAMPA, Fla. (UP) -- Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders are facing charges stemming from a fight in a nightclub restroom.

Renee Thomas and fellow TopCat Angela Keathley were arrested after the incident on Saturday the 5th.

A police spokeswoman says Angela Keithley, was positively identified as a TopCat cheerleader and is charged with resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

Renee Thomas will be charged with one count of battery for punching a woman in the face, and with giving a false name, causing harm to another (a third-degree felony). Thomas initially gave police the driver's license of another cheerleader who had loaned her the ID earlier.

Witnesses say Thomas and Keithley were engaged in sexual activity in a bathroom stall, and customers got angry because they were holding up the bathroom line.

Arguing escalated after they came out of the stall and a third woman was punched in the face.

We asked bar employee Jim Sacks what he new of the incident, "Why do things like this never happen when I am around? No, I didn't see anything, but I wish I had."

Apparently Renee Thomas has skipped bail and cannot be found by police. This marks the largest man-hunt ever put together for a 109 pound cheerleader. A police spokeswoman said this about their inability to find Thomas "We assume she is laying low with one of her lesbian friends right now, but it is only a matter of time before she surfaces for air, and we will be ready to jump oh her when she does."

Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley have been dismissed from the Carolina Panthers Cheerleading squad, mainly because they wouldn't let the coaches watch them in action, but don't worry about what will happen to this sexy duo; they will have each other for company while doing a little time, and they both have already been made lucrative deals to appear for Playboy.

So you haven't seen the last of Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley!!!

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