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Thursday, October 27, 2005

It's 4:20, Halloween Night, Toronto, do you know where your children are?

Toronoto, ON (UP)-- As the Halloween season fast approaches, children’s thoughts of trick-or-treating rise with excitement. Door to door, children head throughout their neighborhoods in hope of “Filling that Sack” with as much candy as possible. Unfortunately until now, Halloween has only been a child-friendly activity requiring parents to tag along as “Assistants” but never being allowed to partake in the festivities.

In Toronto, Ontario Canada, that is about to change. Recently, Toronto City Council passed a new bill to allow local drug dealers, for one night only, to pass out small quantities of Marijuana to any adult that approaches them and asks for a “Treat”. Although the sale of Marijuana in this country is illegal, it was determined by city council that in small quantities, and provided that there was no money exchanged in the deal, that this would be a perfectly acceptable practice for Halloween night only.


Unsound News decided to hit the streets of Toronto to investigate what local Torontonians thought of the new bill passed by their City Council.

David Jensen of Toronto said, “I believe that so long as there is no money changing hands, it is a good idea, I mean, people are going to do it anyhow, maybe it will calm violence”.

Helen Smith of Mississauga indicated, “Why Not, maybe it will help people drive better

Aiden Murphy also of Toronto was quoted as saying “Man, if I had known, I wouldn’t have bought so much this morning”.

With the recent bout of Gun Violence in the City of Toronto, it is believed that this act of good faith by Toronto City Council should help to keep order within the city. Constable Rick Rickson of the Toronto Police noted, “Halloween is typically one of our most busy nights of the year. With any luck this Pot will help calm our criminals down and help us to be able to subdue any criminals we encounter”.

News of the Toronto City Council decision has been welcomed with open arms by Toronto area convenience store owners. It is believed that sales of convenience food such as potato chips and pop will rise by 400% in the wake of today’s decision.

Reported by:

Dan Merrill

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5:26 PM, October 27, 2005  
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