Hurricane Wilma Mollified After Vacation In Yucatan

Hurricane Wilma is heading for the coast of Florida this weekend but at least this extremely dangerous storm has been mollified somewhat following its breif stay in the beautiful Yucatan.

Wilma was seen quaffing red-umbrella'd beverages at a local watering hole and has relaxed from a category 5 monster to a category 4 beserker following her binge.

Florida residents are fleeing before Wilma slams into their sunny state, right where the sun doesn't shine. Some vehicles were even spotted travelling in excess of 30 mph!! Way to go Old-Timers!!

Fortunately it is predicted that Wilma will spare US oil and natural gas & refineries on the Gulf coast (because really, these are way more important than people right!?!). This means that Florida citizens will be able to afford the gas needed to return to their homes next week; although we are sure the price will still get jacked up into the ridiculous range.

Stay with us over the weekend as we track this story!

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Michael Valiant