Base Ball Players Should Consider Career In Golf

So Game 3 of the World Series has ended after 14 painful innings. It was a game filled with walks and double plays, hit batters and bad baserunning, strange decisions and really, really awful swings, but somehow the Chicago Baseball club who has not won a championship series in over 80 years managed to thrash a win out of game three.


The picture to the left shows why we think this game went so long. It is obvious to us that Geoff Blum has been playing to much Tiger Wood's Golf on his Xbox and confused his swing. Somebody should have reminded him which sport he was playing prior to sending him off to bat...

"The game was a REAL ass-breaker," says Stan Lenski, the White Sox "third biggest fan", after sitting in plastic stadium seating for 5 hours and 41 minutes. "...Not only that, they left the roof open, so it was 6 hours of hard nipples" Stan says of the frigid weather.

Since no baseball club who EVER lost the first three games of their series has ever come back to win said series, we feel confident enough to say that the White Sox will win all the baseball hoopla this year -- yawn --.

So, since there is really no longer any point in watching the remaining, anti-climatic game or two, this will be our last baseball column until next year.

We hope all you die-hards out there enjoy the remaining games and hope they are not as painful as game 3. For us, we will be moving our attention to more exciting sports... like curling.

Reported By,
Michael Valiant